Why Men Love Being Men

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from
such simple creatures?  Your last name stays put. The garage
is all yours. Wedding plans take care  of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You
can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a
water park. You can  wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
mechanics tell you the truth. The world  is your urinal. You
never have to drive to another gas station restroom  because
this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think
of which  way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.  Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when  you're
ta lking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is
practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or
mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

   
Phone  conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know
stuff about tanks. A  five-day vacation requires only one
suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra
credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If  someone
forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.



Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of
shoes are more than  enough. You almost never have strap
problems in public. You are unable to  see wrinkles in your
clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only
have to  shave your face and neck.



You  can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually
hides your big hips.  One wallet and one pair of shoes --
one color for all seasons. You can wear  shorts no matter
how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket
knife You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache..



You  can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December
24 in 25  minutes.



No  wonder men are happier.